Fang Zhouzi: A few tricks to teach you to become a "health master"

The original title of Fang Zhouzi's science popularization writer is "How to become a 'health master'". "Health master 'Li Yi' immortal 'has gone into seclusion, and his health training class has been suspended. Earlier, Zhang Wuben, known as the "first person in traditional Chinese medicine dietary therapy," dismantled the expensive Wuben Hall and his book was taken down. Earlier, Lin Guangchang, known as the "Godfather of Detoxification," was sentenced to two years and six months in prison for fraud in Taiwan, and Liu Hongzhang, also known as "Liu Taiyi," was arrested in Tianjin for illegal medical practice and charged with selling counterfeit products. This is an era of great masters emerging one after another, with "health masters" coming one after another. When one "master" falls, a new "master" will soon emerge. Let me share the experience of these senior "masters". If you follow along, the next famous "health master" in the martial arts world may be you. Firstly, one should give oneself a resounding nickname that reflects their health preservation characteristics and status. Since the era of Water Margin, this has been a passport to travel the rivers and lakes, and a signboard that has made a name for oneself. Nicknames can be self proclaimed or created with the help of the media. Sometimes a nickname is not enough, so another nickname is added, so Zhang Wuben is also known as "the most expensive traditional Chinese medicine practitioner in Beijing", Lin Guangchang is known as "Prince of Sweet Potatoes", and Li Yi is known as "the successor of Taoist doctors".

In the martial arts world, there is a great emphasis on apprenticeship, especially for those who use traditional culture as a selling point. It is best to change one's ancestors and reincarnate into a noble family: Liu Hongzhang is known as a descendant of Liu Chun, the "Grand Physician" of the Yongle period of the Ming Dynasty. Although historical records show that Liu Chun never became a Grand Physician, this is not a problem. How many readers will check historical books? Zhang Wuben claimed to come from a family of traditional Chinese medicine and his father was a healthcare doctor who was once a leader. Although both father and son of the Zhang family were former textile factory workers, who dares to say that they are not quietly pursuing a second profession? Li Yi, who used to be a circus performer and only officially became a Taoist in 2006, dares to claim that he became a Taoist at the age of 3. To cultivate a culture, one must package oneself as a cultural person, preferably with a doctoral degree or professor title. If not, one should buy one, such as the "Global University PhD" that Lin Guangchang bought from a fake university in the United States, or simply invent one, such as the "United Nations Medical Doctor" from Liu Hongzhang and his son. Li Yi's title of visiting professor at Cambridge University is his invention, but visiting professors at prestigious universities in China may be genuine because there are his immortal friends and disciples there. Daring to blow and being able to blow are essential skills for wandering the rivers and lakes. There used to be a saying that the Northeast produced masters because the people of Northeast China were good at deceiving. We must strongly oppose this kind of regional discrimination. There are no shortage of talents who deceive people all over the country, and the recently emerged famous "health masters" are not from Northeast China. This gives hope to people in other places as well. Claiming that one's health regimen can cure all diseases and prevent them from arising is a necessary part of boasting. Li Yi has elevated the art of blowing to a new level, daring to claim that he can use the fetal breath technique to hold his breath underwater for 2 hours and 22 minutes, and daring to say that "it is normal for us to live to be over 200 years old", which cannot be said by ordinary people. He is truly a "god".If your health preservation methods are in line with the medical profession's principles, why should they come to you when they will go to the hospital and see a doctor themselves? So we must stand out and claim that we have surpassed modern medicine. The medical community believes that milk is a nutrient rich food, but if you insist on saying 'milk is for cows to drink, not for humans to drink', you may scare people by saying 'drinking milk can lead to osteoporosis and cancer'. The medical community believes that eating too much salt increases the risk of hypertension, but you insist that 'the amount of salt eaten is not related to hypertension'. The medical community believes that aquatic products should be cooked before consumption to prevent the ingestion of parasites, so it is recommended to eat raw loaches to clear liver fire. The medical community believes that there are no shortcuts to health. It is important to have a healthy lifestyle, change unhealthy habits (such as not smoking and drinking less alcohol), pay attention to a balanced diet, engage in moderate exercise, and maintain mental relaxation. It's easier said than done. Fortunately, a "health care master" pointed out a shortcut: "1 jin of green beans boiled water every day can prevent hypertension, diabetes, myopia, and 3 jin of green beans boiled water can prevent cancer"; Eating raw long eggplants is equivalent to taking lipid-lowering medicine; Drinking cow hoof tendon soup effectively prevents cancer and other diseases; Eating one sweet potato a day ensures that you won't get cancer; Electric physical examination can predict what diseases you may get in the next 5 years. You must also invent your own shortcuts and remedies, don't be afraid of absurdity. Even the most absurd would have many people believe that you can eat raw loaches, what else can't you eat? A 'health master' is not a recluse who enjoys himself, he always wants to promote himself. Attracting celebrities and media for promotion can quickly make you popular. If you can cultivate several disciples in a certain media, and if there is a team to plan and promote for you, it will be more worry free and effortless. This requires money. Accumulating wealth is the ultimate goal of all "health masters", whether it is selling fake drugs, health products, detoxifying meals, or holding training courses or attending clinics to charge exorbitant fees. Don't worry, 'health experts' will soon lose their market. The culture of health preservation has never been lost since ancient times, and to some extent, health preservation has become an indispensable belief. Especially in today's harsh medical environment, facing the public who crave health preservation to prevent illness and cure it, but lack scientific literacy and medical knowledge, "health masters" can easily continue to thrive. Even if they make mistakes and encounter exposure, they don't have to worry too much about being held accountable by the judicial department. They can make a comeback with a new vest.